Here are some witty good night quotes:
- “Good night! If you can’t sleep, just count the number of times you’ve used your phone today—let the boredom do the rest.” — Unknown
- “I’m going to sleep now. If I wake up tomorrow and everything’s still a mess, I’m blaming the sleep.” — Unknown
- “Good night! May your dreams be as pleasant as your day was annoying.” — Unknown
- “Sleep well! Remember, the bed is your best friend who never judges you for binge-watching Netflix.” — Unknown
- “Good night! I hope your bed is as comfortable as your favorite spot on the couch.” — Unknown
- “Sweet dreams! And by sweet, I mean the kind where you’re not being chased by work deadlines.” — Unknown
- “Good night! Don’t worry if you can’t sleep; just pretend you’re in a meeting and it’ll be over soon.” — Unknown
- “Sleep is like a reset button for life. Let’s see if tomorrow can be less of a mess.” — Unknown
- “Good night! May your sleep be as deep as the thoughts you had while staring at the ceiling.” — Unknown
- “Wishing you a good night’s sleep and a morning free from alarm clocks and overly ambitious to-do lists.” — Unknown
These witty quotes add a clever and humorous touch to wishing someone a good night.