Top 100 Best clever golf quotes

Here’s a collection of 100 clever golf quotes that highlight the wit and wisdom of the game:

1. “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey
2. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan
3. “The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
4. “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain
5. “In golf, as in life, it’s the follow-through that makes the difference.” – Unknown
6. “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope
7. “Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly, and the player always lies well.” – Unknown
8. “The harder you practice, the luckier you get.” – Gary Player
9. “Golf is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.” – Ben Hogan
10. “Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
11. “Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots.” – Ben Hogan
12. “Golf is a game of confidence. If you think you can’t, you won’t.” – Unknown
13. “Golf: a game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of childhood.” – Samuel Johnson
14. “It’s a funny thing, the more I practice, the luckier I get.” – Arnold Palmer
15. “Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.” – Arnold Palmer
16. “A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.” – Gary Player
17. “The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.” – John Updike
18. “Golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.” – Unknown
19. “Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 40 years, and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.” – Gary Player
20. “The more I practice, the luckier I get.” – Gary Player
21. “You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.” – Lee Trevino
22. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan
23. “Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly, and the player always lies well.” – Unknown
24. “It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.” – Mark Twain
25. “Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.” – Dave Hill
26. “The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.” – Arnold Palmer
27. “Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.” – Arnold Palmer
28. “Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears.” – Arnold Palmer
29. “The best exercise for golfers is golfing.” – Bobby Jones
30. “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.” – Bobby Jones
31. “Golf is a game of endless frustration; it’s also one of endless delight.” – Unknown
32. “Golf tips are like aspirin; one may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.” – Harvey Penick
33. “Golf’s three ugliest words: Still your turn.” – Unknown
34. “In golf as in life, it is the follow-through that makes the difference.” – Unknown
35. “Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
36. “Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.” – Unknown
37. “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey
38. “The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.” – Arnold Palmer
39. “I never learned anything from a match that I won.” – Bobby Jones
40. “Golf is a game of consistency – just when you think you’re getting the hang of it, you’re not.” – Unknown
41. “Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” – Bobby Jones
42. “There are two things you can do with your head down – play golf and pray.” – Lee Trevino
43. “If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.” – Tom Mulligan
44. “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain
45. “The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.” – Bobby Jones
46. “Golf is a game of luck; the more you practice, the luckier you get.” – Unknown
47. “Golf is a game of integrity: The loser speaks the truth and wins the game.” – Unknown
48. “The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.” – Phyllis Diller
49. “Golf is like life – you strive for the green, but end up in the rough.” – Unknown
50. “Golf is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.” – Ben Hogan
51. “Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is your own mind.” – Unknown
52. “Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.” – Tommy Armour
53. “Golf’s three ugliest words: Still your turn.” – Unknown
54. “Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” – Arnold Daly
55. “Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.” – Unknown
56. “Golf is the only game I know where you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey
57. “The harder you practice, the luckier you get.” – Gary Player
58. “If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon
59. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan
60. “The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” – Billy Graham
61. “I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: It’s called an eraser.” – Arnold Palmer
62. “Golf is a game of confidence. If you think you can’t, you won’t.” – Unknown
63. “A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing.” – Payne Stewart
64. “Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
65. “It’s not how good you are, it’s how good you want to be.” – Paul Arden
66. “Golf is an easy game… It’s just hard to play.” – Unknown
67. “Golf is a game where you aim left, swing right, and wind up in the middle.” – Unknown
68. “A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course.” – Dr. Bob Rotella
69. “Golf is a game that’s deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.” – Arnold Palmer
70. “The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.” – Bobby Jones
71. “Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the player lies well.” – Unknown
72. “Golf is the only sport where a player’s handicap is a measure of improvement.” – Unknown
73. “The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.” – Arnold Palmer
74. “Golf is the only game where you can call a penalty on yourself.” – Unknown
75. “A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible.” – Unknown
76. “I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.” – Lee Trevino
77. “Golf is a game of endless frustration, but that’s what keeps us coming back.” – Unknown
78. “A golfer’s worst enemy is doubt. Trust your swing.” – Unknown
79. “Golf is like a chain: You can only hit it as strong as the weakest link.” – Unknown
    80. “Golf is a game where the most feared opponent is your own mind.” – Unknown
80. “Golf is a game of confidence and confidence comes from working on your game.” – Unknown
81. “Golf: a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.” – Samuel Johnson
82. “Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.” – Dave Hill
83. “Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the player always lies well.” – Unknown
84. “In golf, as in life, it’s the follow-through that makes the difference.” – Unknown
85. “Golf is a game of concentration and relaxation.” – Unknown
86. “You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.” – Lee Trevino
87. “The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.” – John Updike
88. “Golf is a game that is 90% mental and 10% mental.” – Jim Flick
89. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan
90. “Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
91. “Golf is the only sport where you can call a penalty on yourself.” – Unknown
92. “In golf as in life, it is the follow-through that makes the difference.” – Unknown
93. “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain
94. “The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.” – Bobby Jones
95. “Golf is a game of consistency – just when you think you’re getting the hang of it, you’re not.” – Unknown
96. “Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” – Bobby Jones
97. “The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.” – Ben Hogan
98. “Golf is not just an exercise; it’s an adventure, a romance… a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.” – Harold Segall
99. “A great golfer is not necessarily the one who plays the best; it is the one who plays the smartest.” – Unknown

These quotes capture the clever essence of golf, blending humor, insight, and the complexities of the game!