Top 100 Best Monday morning humor quotes
Here are 100 of the best Monday morning humor quotes to help you start the week with a smile:
- “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
- “Monday mornings are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year!”
- “Dear Monday, you left me no choice but to go on a coffee spree.”
- “Monday morning coffee is the only reason we survive.”
- “I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”
- “I really need a day between Sunday and Monday.”
- “It’s Monday, and I’m already 95% done with this week.”
- “The biggest lie I tell myself every Monday is that I’ll wake up early.”
- “Monday mornings are like a big slap in the face.”
- “Monday morning blues? More like Monday morning blahs!”
- “Just once, I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear, ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’”
- “Mondays are the reason weekends are awesome.”
- “Monday mornings are the worst… until you realize that’s when the fresh coffee is made.”
- “Monday: the day when even coffee needs a coffee.”
- “Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?”
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the stress, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “Monday: The day I start my weekly battle with four days to freedom.”
- “Not sure if I hate Mondays or if Mondays hate me.”
- “Monday is a reminder that life is unfair.”
- “It’s Monday, time to motivate and make dreams and goals happen.”
- “There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave souls who show up to work on Mondays.”
- “Monday is like a serial killer that shows up in every horror movie.”
- “Dear Monday, I think you and I need to break up.”
- “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”
- “Monday morning: the moment you realize the weekend is over.”
- “Starting the day with coffee and a smile—because it’s Monday and I need both.”
- “Monday, why you gotta be so Monday?”
- “There’s nothing quite like the sound of no alarms on a Sunday… until Monday morning rolls around.”
- “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
- “Mondays are just mini-hells in disguise.”
- “The only thing good about Monday morning is that it’s gone by noon.”
- “Monday is the day that the Lord has made. But I wish He’d taken the day off.”
- “Monday, we meet again. Let’s not make this a habit.”
- “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
- “Monday is the root of all evil.”
- “Monday: The day I start my diet… until lunch.”
- “Is it Monday already? I need more coffee!”
- “Just once, I’d like a Monday to be a day of the weekend.”
- “Monday mornings wouldn’t be so bad if they came with a snooze button.”
- “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.”
- “Monday mornings are when the coffee needs coffee.”
- “Dear Monday, could you wait a little longer before showing up? I’m not ready.”
- “I survived Monday, and all I got was this lousy headache.”
- “Hello Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly?”
- “Monday is the day to unleash the other 99% of me that was too lazy to work last week.”
- “Happy Monday! Or as I like to call it: pre-pre-Friday!”
- “Why does Monday always come so fast?”
- “Monday: Back to work, back to reality, back to coffee.”
- “I need something more than coffee, but less than a Monday.”
- “Monday is a fresh start. It’s also a new day to faceplant into your keyboard.”
- “Monday, you’re like a reset button for my laziness.”
- “Monday mornings are nature’s way of telling you to make the most of your weekend.”
- “Dear Monday, I’d like you better if you were Friday.”
- “Monday mornings are like getting out of a warm bed into a cold shower.”
- “Monday is the day that the Lord has made. Rejoice and be glad in it—after coffee.”
- “Monday: May your coffee be strong and your workday short.”
- “Monday mornings: because weekends are overrated.”
- “I didn’t realize it was Monday until my coffee ran out.”
- “Monday morning is when my bed becomes the warmest place in the universe.”
- “Monday is the reason for all the coffee in the world.”
- “Monday mornings are rough. Even my bed is protesting.”
- “Monday: The only day I can wear ‘I hate Mondays’ t-shirts.”
- “It’s Monday, but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.”
- “The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.”
- “Monday, I’m not ready for you.”
- “I wish there was a way to fast-forward through Mondays.”
- “Monday is the start of a new week, which means new opportunities to sleep in.”
- “If Monday was a person, I’d have a restraining order against it.”
- “Monday mornings wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for Mondays.”
- “It’s Monday! Just remember, Friday is only four days away.”
- “It’s Monday. Time to sparkle and make this week awesome!”
- “Monday is the day when I start making my resolutions for next weekend.”
- “Monday mornings are made for coffee and contemplation.”
- “Monday is the reason why I drink three cups of coffee instead of one.”
- “Monday is like a math problem: Add the stress, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
- “If Monday was a hairstyle, it would be a bad hair day.”
- “Monday morning: Because sometimes the best part of waking up is going back to bed.”
- “Monday, I wish I could break up with you.”
- “Monday mornings are like speed bumps on the road to Friday.”
- “Monday is the reason I need extra caffeine.”
- “Monday: A fresh start, a new perspective, and an extra cup of coffee.”
- “Monday mornings: Because coffee doesn’t drink itself.”
- “I didn’t ask for this Monday. It just showed up like it owns the place.”
- “Monday: The perfect time to reboot your week… or hit snooze one more time.”
- “Monday morning thoughts: Coffee and stay calm.”
- “Monday is a reminder that life is unfair.”
- “If Monday had a face, I’d throw a pie in it.”
- “Monday mornings are the start of a new week of staying awake in meetings.”
- “Mondays are for fresh starts and long yawns.”
- “Mondays wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t come after weekends.”
- “Monday morning, why are you always so… Monday?”
- “Monday mornings: because sleep is for the weak.”
- “Monday is the day when the world says, ‘Let’s do this!’ and I say, ‘But why?’”
- “Monday mornings are like a bucket of cold water to the face.”
- “Monday: The day you need more coffee than usual.”
- “Monday is the start of a new week, which means new opportunities to nap at work.”
- “Monday morning: Because the weekend was too short.”
- “Monday: When the coffee kicks in and you realize you can do this.”
- “Monday mornings are for coffee, contemplation, and more coffee.”
These quotes are perfect for injecting some humor into the typically dreaded Monday morning!