Top 100 Best monday quotes funny
Here are 100 funny quotes about Monday to help you start the week with a smile:
- “Mondays are the start of the workweek, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” — David Dweck
- “Mondays are for people with a mission. So make sure you wake up and go to sleep with a purpose.”
- “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
- “Monday is a basic start to the week, so it deserves a basic coffee order.”
- “Dear Monday, I think you should take a vacation. Believe me, no one will miss you.”
- “It’s Monday, time to take over the world… or hit snooze one more time.”
- “Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has passed, and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
- “The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday.”
- “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
- “I haven’t had this bad a Monday since last Monday.”
- “Monday, why are you here again? I thought I got rid of you last week.”
- “Monday: Nothing a bit of chocolate can’t fix.”
- “That feeling when you realize it’s Monday and you have to adult all over again.”
- “Monday is like a soap opera: You watch it unfold, but you can’t look away.”
- “Let’s have a moment of silence for all the things I had planned for this weekend that didn’t happen.”
- “Monday is the day that keeps me employed.”
- “I hate mornings, and Mondays are just extra morning-y.”
- “Monday, nothing a few memes can’t make better.”
- “Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?”
- “The biggest horror story on Monday: waking up!”
- “On Monday, we coffee hard.”
- “Monday: The day I drink coffee while trying to make it through the workweek.”
- “Monday, I’m 90% coffee and 10% dry shampoo.”
- “It’s Monday, which means I’m 50% human, 50% coffee.”
- “Mondays wouldn’t be so bad if they started later in the day.”
- “Monday mornings should be optional.”
- “Why does Monday morning always come so quickly?”
- “Monday, you’re like a sloth in a world full of cheetahs.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “I love Mondays like I love getting a root canal.”
- “This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.”
- “New week, same Monday blues.”
- “Happy Monday! May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.”
- “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
- “Mondays are tough. My hair hasn’t even been brushed yet.”
- “That awkward moment when you realize it’s Monday and your clothes aren’t ironed.”
- “When life gives you Mondays, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
- “Mondays are for fresh starts… said no one ever.”
- “Monday, you’re a monster.”
- “Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”
- “Mondays are made of stress, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of caffeine.”
- “If each day is a gift, I’d like to return Monday.”
- “If Monday was a person, it would be that person who just doesn’t get the hint.”
- “Monday: Not a word, just an emotion.”
- “I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine to deal with Monday.”
- “Hello, Monday. We meet again.”
- “Mondays should come with a warning: Proceed with caution.”
- “Dear Monday, I’m ready for you. But I wish you were Friday.”
- “I survived Monday and all I got was this lousy attitude.”
- “Monday, we will get through this together with the power of coffee.”
- “Monday mood: Do not disturb.”
- “Monday is the perfect day to start a new habit… like staying in bed all day.”
- “Monday, I’ve got nothing against you except for the fact that you exist.”
- “Mondays are the reason why Tuesdays get so much hate.”
- “Can Monday and I have a long-distance relationship?”
- “Monday: the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.”
- “Monday, your 5-day restraining order is not enough.”
- “I could have sworn it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.”
- “Monday: Because reality and the weekend can’t exist together.”
- “I didn’t sign up for a full-time adult job. I want the part-time hours with full-time pay.”
- “Monday mornings: when the coffee is hot, the hair is a mess, and motivation is non-existent.”
- “Monday, can you not?”
- “Monday, I wish you were as short as my temper today.”
- “It’s Monday. Time to take over the world… again.”
- “Monday is a state of mind.”
- “I believe in taking naps on Mondays to survive the week.”
- “Monday, I thought I broke up with you.”
- “Monday, you sneaky little beast.”
- “Monday, you are the alarm clock of the week.”
- “Why can’t Monday be a little more Friday?”
- “Monday is the evil stepmother of the week.”
- “Monday: You can’t scare me, I survived Sunday!”
- “It’s Monday! Just kidding, I’m still in denial.”
- “The hardest part of today is realizing it’s only Monday.”
- “Monday: Just another word for ‘nope.'”
- “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.”
- “Monday’s motto: Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
- “Whoever invented Mondays needs a serious talking to.”
- “Monday, I’m just not that into you.”
- “Monday: Official sponsor of the ‘just one more coffee’ club.”
- “Monday, you remind me of a hangover: unwanted and painful.”
- “Is it Monday already? Because I’m not ready.”
- “Monday is a fresh start… of suffering.”
- “Mondays: Because adulting is hard.”
- “Monday, you’re giving me Friday vibes, and I’m not falling for it.”
- “Today is Monday, which means that I will be all over the place.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode for Monday.”
- “Monday is the reason I drink coffee all day.”
- “Monday: The only day I feel human is when I’m drinking coffee.”
- “If Monday had a playlist, it would be filled with sad songs.”
- “Monday is the day when everything feels impossible.”
- “Monday, let’s get this over with quickly.”
- “Monday, you don’t scare me. I’ve survived you many times before.”
- “Monday is a reminder that I’m not ready for Monday.”
- “Monday: the first step towards the weekend.”
- “Monday, just pretend you’re a little more Friday.”
- “Is it Monday? Yes? Then let’s get this over with.”
- “If Monday was a person, it would be the most annoying person ever.”
- “Monday is here to remind us that coffee is life.”
These quotes are sure to bring a bit of humor to the start of your week!