Top 100 Best silly Wednesday quotes

Here are 100 fun and silly Wednesday quotes to bring a smile to your face:

1. “It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing, I’m healthy, I’m truly blessed. I’m alive. I’m blessed with an incredible family and friends. I wouldn’t trade my life for anything. Happy Wednesday!”
2. “Happy Wednesday! The weekend is so close I can almost taste it.”
3. “Wednesday: The day when even my coffee needs a coffee.”
4. “It’s only Wednesday? I’m already 95% tired and 100% ready for the weekend.”
5. “On Wednesdays, we wear whatever is clean.”
6. “Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week.”
7. “Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.”
8. “If Wednesday had a face, I would punch it.”
9. “It’s only Wednesday? Yesterday was Monday and tomorrow is Friday. What happened to Tuesday?”
10. “It’s Wednesday! That means we’re halfway to the weekend and halfway through trying to figure out what exactly we’re doing.”
11. “Dear Wednesday, please move faster. Sincerely, I’m ready for Friday.”
12. “Wednesday is hump day, but who’s counting?”
13. “It’s Wednesday! I’m functioning at about 70%, but I’m giving 100% of that 70%.”
14. “Smile! It’s Wednesday! That means you’re halfway to freedom.”
15. “Happy Hump Day! Today is a day to remind yourself that you’re halfway to the weekend, but still, 100% awesome.”
16. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
17. “It’s Wednesday, which means I survived two days of Monday.”
18. “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend, halfway to losing my mind.”
19. “Keep calm, it’s only Wednesday. The weekend is coming.”
20. “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend, halfway to happy hour.”
21. “Wednesdays wouldn’t be so bad if they were Fridays.”
22. “Happy Wednesday! It’s all downhill from here.”
23. “Wednesday is the best day of the week, said no one ever.”
24. “It’s Wednesday, time to take out the trash – both physically and mentally.”
25. “Happy Wednesday! I hope your coffee is strong and your day is short.”
26. “Wednesday is the middle child of the week. Annoying, but not quite as bad as Monday.”
27. “Wednesday: The day when ‘I need a nap’ becomes a mantra.”
28. “Wednesday is just Monday’s ugly cousin.”
29. “Happy Wednesday! I’m still trying to get over the fact that it’s not Friday yet.”
30. “Wednesday is like a speed bump – it slows you down just when you’re getting started.”
31. “Wednesday: Halfway between coffee and more coffee.”
32. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of the weekend.”
33. “Wednesday is like the unsung hero of the week. It’s not quite Friday, but it’s close enough to give you hope.”
34. “Wednesday: The day when you’re just close enough to the weekend to start dreaming about it.”
35. “It’s Wednesday! Let’s get over the hump and slide into the weekend like… who am I kidding, it’s still Wednesday.”
36. “Happy Wednesday! May your coffee be hot and your day be short.”
37. “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend, but still 100% exhausted.”
38. “It’s Wednesday! Just breathe and remember, the weekend is almost here.”
39. “Wednesday: The day that really wants to be Friday, but isn’t.”
40. “Happy Hump Day! Time to pretend like we’re actually working.”
41. “Wednesday: The day when the weekend is so close, yet so far.”
42. “Happy Wednesday! Keep calm, and pretend it’s Friday.”
43. “It’s Wednesday! The day when your brain is halfway to weekend mode.”
44. “Wednesday is like a math problem. Add the coffee, subtract the stress, and multiply the fun.”
45. “Happy Wednesday! Only two more days until I can finally stop thinking about work.”
46. “Wednesday: The day when even my coffee needs a coffee.”
47. “Happy Wednesday! May your day be as wonderful as your second cup of coffee.”
48. “It’s Wednesday! The perfect day to be happy, or at least pretend to be.”
49. “Wednesday: The day when your motivation is as low as your energy.”
50. “Happy Wednesday! Let’s just pretend it’s Friday and start the weekend early.”
51. “Wednesday: The day that feels like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of ‘Is it Friday yet?’”
52. “Happy Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to freedom, but still stuck at work.”
53. “Wednesday: The day when you’re so close to the weekend, you can almost taste it.”
54. “It’s Wednesday! The day when your brain is already on weekend mode, but your body is still at work.”
55. “Wednesday: The day when you’re too tired to care, but too close to the weekend to quit.”
56. “Happy Hump Day! The only day of the week when it’s socially acceptable to drink coffee at 4 PM.”
57. “Wednesday: The day when your to-do list is longer than your motivation.”
58. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still 100% over it.”
59. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still 100% done with the week.”
60. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of Friday.”
61. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway sane.”
62. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway crazy.”
63. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway there.”
64. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of tomorrow.”
65. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing your mind.”
66. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing your cool.”
67. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to giving up.”
68. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of a nap.”
69. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to a breakdown.”
70. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to crying.”
71. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to quitting.”
72. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of surviving.”
73. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing it.”
74. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to throwing in the towel.”
75. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to checking out.”
76. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of a long weekend.”
77. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to screaming.”
78. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to quitting your job.”
79. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing your patience.”
80. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of the weekend.”
81. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to a nervous breakdown.”
82. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to quitting everything.”
83. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to a meltdown.”
84. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of a vacation.”
85. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing it all.”
86. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to throwing your computer out the window.”
87. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to throwing in the towel.”
88. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of the beach.”
89. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to giving up on everything.”
90. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing your mind.”
91. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to calling it quits.”
92. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of a glass of wine.”
93. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to checking out completely.”
94. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing your sanity.”
95. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to throwing in the towel.”
96. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of the weekend.”
97. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to quitting.”
98. “It’s Wednesday! The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to losing it all.”
99. “Wednesday: The day when you’re halfway to the weekend, but still halfway to a nervous breakdown.”
100. “Happy Wednesday! The only thing getting me through today is the thought of making it to Friday.”

These quotes are perfect for adding a bit of humor to the middle of the week!