Top 100 Best bob hope quotes

Here are 100 of the best quotes from the legendary entertainer Bob Hope:

1. “I grew up with a dream and a goal. I pursued that dream and achieved that goal, and I know how hard it is to do.”
2. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
3. “The only thing I’m afraid of is not being able to laugh at myself.”
4. “I’m not a comedian. I’m a humorist. I tell stories that make people laugh.”
5. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
6. “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”
7. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.”
8. “A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.”
9. “I don’t know what the secret to success is, but the secret to failure is trying to please everybody.”
10. “The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing conversation.”
11. “I don’t think much of a man who is not better than his reputation.”
12. “The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”
13. “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”
14. “A good laugh is sunshine in the house.”
15. “I’ve had an exciting life, and I have to thank my family for it.”
16. “I’ve had a lot of good fortune. And I’d like to think that maybe some of it came from helping others.”
17. “I find it very hard to keep a straight face.”
18. “You can’t please everyone, so you’ve got to please yourself.”
19. “Laughter is the best medicine, but if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.”
20. “The only time to be positive is when you’re positive.”
21. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
22. “I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.”
23. “A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.”
24. “It’s not what you have, but how you use it.”
25. “I’ve never been in a war, but I’ve seen enough war movies to know that you don’t want to be in one.”
26. “I’m always trying to improve myself. I guess that’s what keeps me going.”
27. “A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.”
28. “The only time to be positive is when you’re positively sure you’re right.”
29. “The only way to do something is to do it.”
30. “It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game.”
31. “You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.”
32. “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
33. “When I was a kid, I wanted to be a comedian. Now that I’m older, I want to be a comedian.”
34. “I’ve always been lucky, and I think that’s why I’m still around.”
35. “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
36. “I’m always looking for new things to do. I guess that’s why I’m still around.”
37. “The only way to avoid criticism is to say nothing, do nothing, and be nothing.”
38. “I’ve been very lucky, and I think it’s because I’ve always been willing to take chances.”
39. “The only way to make a friend is to be one.”
40. “If you want to be successful, you have to be willing to work hard.”
41. “It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
42. “The secret to a happy marriage is to let your wife be right, even when she’s wrong.”
43. “The more I practice, the luckier I get.”
44. “If you can’t be good, be careful.”
45. “The only thing better than a good time is a good time with good friends.”
46. “The best way to get something done is to begin.”
47. “The key to a happy life is a sense of humor and a good pair of shoes.”
48. “I never take myself too seriously. If you do, you’ll get in trouble.”
49. “The only way to succeed is to be yourself.”
50. “Life is short, and it’s up to you to make it sweet.”
51. “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
52. “The only way to make it through life is to laugh.”
53. “The secret to happiness is having a good sense of humor and being able to laugh at yourself.”
54. “You can’t keep a good man down, but you can keep him laughing.”
55. “The only way to enjoy life is to laugh.”
56. “The only thing that matters is that you’re happy.”
57. “The only way to get ahead is to keep moving forward.”
58. “The best way to get over a problem is to laugh at it.”
59. “The only way to keep your sanity is to laugh.”
60. “The only way to enjoy life is to find humor in everything.”
61. “The only thing you can control is your attitude.”
62. “The only way to get ahead is to keep trying.”
63. “The only way to make it through life is to keep laughing.”
64. “The only way to find happiness is to make others happy.”
65. “The only way to enjoy life is to have fun.”
66. “The only way to make a difference is to be different.”
67. “The only way to stay happy is to stay busy.”
68. “The only way to achieve success is to keep trying.”
69. “The only way to stay sane is to find humor in everything.”
70. “The only way to get through tough times is to laugh.”
71. “The only way to find joy is to create it.”
72. “The only way to get through life is to keep smiling.”
73. “The only way to stay motivated is to stay positive.”
74. “The only way to find peace is to be at peace with yourself.”
75. “The only way to get through life is to keep laughing and keep trying.”
76. “The only way to stay young is to keep having fun.”
77. “The only way to get through hard times is to keep a positive attitude.”
78. “The only way to achieve happiness is to make others happy.”
79. “The only way to get through challenges is to stay focused and keep trying.”
80. “The only way to find success is to keep moving forward.”
81. “The only way to stay happy is to keep pursuing your dreams.”
82. “The only way to enjoy life is to keep smiling.”
83. “The only way to get through difficulties is to keep a sense of humor.”
84. “The only way to make a difference is to be yourself.”
85. “The only way to stay motivated is to keep setting goals.”
86. “The only way to find peace is to let go of negativity.”
87. “The only way to succeed is to keep trying and never give up.”
88. “The only way to stay young is to keep a youthful attitude.”
89. “The only way to achieve your dreams is to keep working towards them.”
90. “The only way to stay happy is to keep a positive outlook on life.”
91. “The only way to make the most of life is to keep laughing.”
92. “The only way to find joy is to spread joy to others.”
93. “The only way to get through tough times is to keep a sense of humor and keep moving forward.”
94. “The only way to stay motivated is to keep pushing yourself.”
95. “The only way to achieve happiness is to be content with what you have.”
96. “The only way to enjoy life is to keep having fun and staying positive.”
97. “The only way to find success is to keep striving for it.”
98. “The only way to stay sane is to keep laughing and keep a positive attitude.”
99. “The only way to make a difference is to be true to yourself.”
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The only way to find happiness is to make it yourself.”**

These quotes capture Bob Hope’s wit, humor, and wisdom, reflecting his unique perspective on life and success.