Here are 100 of the best snow humor quotes to bring some warmth to those chilly days:
- “Snowflakes are like kisses from heaven… unless they turn into a snowstorm.”
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
- “The first snow is like the first love. Do you remember your first fall?”
- “Let it snow, let it snow… somewhere else.”
- “Snow: the only time when it’s okay to shove your neighbor.”
- “There’s no business like snow business.”
- “Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.”
- “Snowball fights are the reason winter was invented.”
- “It takes a lot of snow to make me look forward to spring cleaning.”
- “I love snow… said no sane person ever.”
- “Snow: nature’s way of making you look ridiculous while trying to walk.”
- “In the winter, I plot and plan. In the spring, I move.”
- “Do you want to build a snowman? No, I want to stay inside where it’s warm.”
- “Snow: where you pay good money to slide down a hill and call it fun.”
- “Winter: the season where your hair just stays in a constant state of hat hair.”
- “Snow is like icing on the cake… until you have to shovel it.”
- “The first fall of snow is not only an event, it’s a magical event.”
- “Snow: it’s all fun and games until you have to shovel it.”
- “Dear Winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I started seeing other seasons.”
- “Snowmen are a little like puppies. They look adorable but are a lot of work.”
- “Snowflakes are kisses from heaven, unless you’re driving.”
- “Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours!'”
- “Snow is just frozen water, but it’s still a lot more fun to throw.”
- “The trouble with snow is that it makes your feet look like they’re wearing giant marshmallows.”
- “Snowfall and laughter go hand in hand.”
- “If snow was made of ice cream, I’d never complain about winter.”
- “The best thing about snow is that it makes everything look clean and bright… until it doesn’t.”
- “Snow: it’s the universe’s way of telling you to slow down.”
- “Snow makes everything look magical, until you have to drive in it.”
- “Winter: the season that makes you appreciate summer that much more.”
- “Snowball fights: the only war where you actually enjoy getting hit.”
- “Why did the snowman call a doctor? Because he had a meltdown!”
- “Snowflakes are winter’s butterflies.”
- “When life gives you snow, make snow angels.”
- “Winter is the time for comfort, for good food, and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand.”
- “Snowmen are the best because they’re made of snow and cheer.”
- “Snow: the magical blanket that covers the world in cold fluffiness.”
- “Winter: where getting out of bed becomes a test of bravery.”
- “There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.”
- “A snow day is like a gift from the universe… if only you didn’t have to shovel it.”
- “Snow: because anything less than freezing isn’t enough.”
- “Winter is like a giant snow cone, just less tasty.”
- “Snow makes the world seem quiet and peaceful, until you realize you have to go outside.”
- “The only thing that makes winter bearable is a hot cup of cocoa.”
- “Snow: the best excuse to stay inside and binge-watch TV.”
- “Winter is like fall’s mean older brother.”
- “Snow: because who needs to see the pavement anyway?”
- “When snow falls, nature listens… and so do you, because it’s too cold to talk.”
- “Snowflakes are like winter’s confetti.”
- “The problem with snow is that it’s too easy to slip and too hard to get back up.”
- “Winter is the season of recovery and preparation for summer.”
- “If snow could talk, it would probably say, ‘I’m here to stay!’”
- “Winter: when everything is dead, but you’re still expected to go on living.”
- “Snow: because how else would you know it’s winter?”
- “I like winter, but it’s not my favorite thing. Let’s say I’m snow-neutral.”
- “Snow makes everything look Instagram-worthy, until you have to walk through it.”
- “Winter: the season where your feet never feel warm.”
- “If snow was edible, it would be the best snack ever… until it turned yellow.”
- “The best thing about snow is watching it fall from inside a warm house.”
- “Snow: the cold reminder that summer is a long way off.”
- “Winter: when your car becomes an igloo on wheels.”
- “Snow is like powdered sugar on the donut of life.”
- “The best way to enjoy snow? From a distance.”
- “Snow: nature’s way of frosting the world.”
- “Winter is the season where your coat becomes your best friend.”
- “If snow was money, I’d be rich every winter.”
- “Snow: the only time it’s socially acceptable to throw things at your friends.”
- “Winter: when the world looks like a black-and-white movie.”
- “The best thing about snow? It covers up all your mistakes.”
- “Snow: the ultimate excuse to cancel your plans.”
- “Winter is the season where everything slows down… except the holidays.”
- “Snow is winter’s way of making sure you get your exercise.”
- “The best way to describe snow? Cold, fluffy, and everywhere.”
- “Snow: the only thing that makes winter worth it.”
- “Winter: the time when layers become a necessity, not a choice.”
- “Snowflakes are nature’s way of decorating for winter.”
- “The best thing about snow? Watching it melt in the spring.”
- “Winter: when every step outside feels like an adventure.”
- “Snow: the great equalizer of all plans.”
- “The best thing about snow? It gives you a reason to stay in bed.”
- “Winter: when even the sun needs a blanket.”
- “Snow is the universe’s way of telling you to take it easy.”
- “The best way to enjoy winter is with a warm drink in hand.”
- “Snow: because everything is better with a little bit of frosting.”
- “Winter: when you realize how much you took summer for granted.”
- “Snowflakes are winter’s way of showing that even cold things can be beautiful.”
- “The best thing about snow? It makes the world look clean and fresh.”
- “Winter: the time when you appreciate the warmth of your home the most.”
- “Snow is like glitter, but colder and harder to get rid of.”
- “Winter: when you realize that you need a vacation from the cold.”
- “Snowflakes are like tiny frozen miracles.”
- “The best thing about snow? It makes everything look like a winter wonderland.”
- “Winter: when you learn to appreciate the little things, like a warm scarf.”
- “Snow is like a cold hug from Mother Nature.”
- “Winter: when you’re reminded of the importance of a good pair of boots.”
- “Snowflakes are like nature’s way of saying, ‘Take a break, slow down.’”
- “The best thing about winter? It makes you appreciate the warmth of a good friend.”
- “Snow: the ultimate excuse to stay inside and relax.”
- “Winter: when the world is wrapped in a cold, white blanket.”
- “Snowflakes are winter’s way of showing that even the smallest things can be beautiful.”
These quotes should add a bit of humor to those frosty, snow-filled days!