Top 100 Best Funny Gym Quotes

Here are 100 funny gym quotes to bring some humor to your workout routine:

1. “I’m not sweating, I’m leaking awesome!” — Unknown
2. “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.” — Unknown
3. “I’m in a love-hate relationship with burpees. Love to hate them!” — Unknown
4. “I go to the gym because clearly my great personality isn’t enough.” — Unknown
5. “Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries’!” — Unknown
6. “I’m only here for the post-workout snacks.” — Unknown
7. “If only sarcasm burned calories.” — Unknown
8. “I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.” — Fred Allen
9. “Sweat is just your fat crying.” — Unknown
10. “I’m into fitness… fitness whole pizza in my mouth.” — Unknown
11. “I don’t need to be perfect. I just need to be better than I was yesterday.” — Unknown
12. “Dear fat, prepare to die. Sincerely, me.” — Unknown
13. “Does running late count as cardio?” — Unknown
14. “I’m always in a rush to go to the gym so I can hurry up and come back home.” — Unknown
15. “Gym hair, don’t care.” — Unknown
16. “I’m allergic to mornings and cardio.” — Unknown
17. “The only BS I need is breakfast and squats.” — Unknown
18. “I got 99 problems, but I’m going to the gym to ignore them all.” — Unknown
19. “My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat.” — Unknown
20. “I thought about going to the gym, but then I thought, ‘I’ll just be sore tomorrow’.” — Unknown
21. “Exercise? More like accessorize!” — Unknown
22. “My gym wear is my only consistent relationship.” — Unknown
23. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” — Unknown
24. “I work out because I know I would’ve been the first to die in The Hunger Games.” — Unknown
25. “I’m just here to establish an alibi.” — Unknown
26. “Squats? I thought you said shots!” — Unknown
27. “I lift pizza to my mouth almost every day. Does that count as exercise?” — Unknown
28. “I wish I loved exercise as much as I love not moving.” — Unknown
29. “The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money.” — Unknown
30. “You’re only one workout away from a good mood.” — Unknown
31. “I’m just here to avoid my problems at home.” — Unknown
32. “If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t work out hard enough.” — Unknown
33. “I run… out of patience.” — Unknown
34. “I’ve never met a treadmill I didn’t want to unplug.” — Unknown
35. “I worked out once, but it didn’t take.” — Unknown
36. “Why run when you can nap?” — Unknown
37. “I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.” — Unknown
38. “The gym is my therapist. You don’t want to see me without my sessions.” — Unknown
39. “I lift… a lot of snacks to my mouth.” — Unknown
40. “The only marathon I run is on Netflix.” — Unknown
41. “I went to the gym today… just kidding, I took a nap.” — Unknown
42. “Sweat like a pig, look like a fox.” — Unknown
43. “I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing.” — Unknown
44. “Yoga class helps me calm down and also reminds me that I’m the least flexible person alive.” — Unknown
45. “I do CrossFit. It’s my cross to bear.” — Unknown
46. “Working out is a reward, not a punishment. Unless it’s leg day.” — Unknown
47. “My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.” — Unknown
48. “Suck it up now so you don’t have to suck it in later.” — Unknown
49. “I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.” — Unknown
50. “I lift things up and put them down… and then eat pizza.” — Unknown
51. “My head says gym, but my heart says tacos.” — Unknown
52. “I don’t sweat, I sparkle.” — Unknown
53. “I’ve got 99 bobby pins, but I can’t find one.” — Unknown
54. “I have a condition that prevents me from going to the gym. It’s called laziness.” — Unknown
55. “You’re one workout away from a bad mood and a sore body.” — Unknown
56. “I like my weights heavy and my squats low.” — Unknown
57. “My favorite exercise is a mix of a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.” — Unknown
58. “The only time I set the bar low is during my squats.” — Unknown
59. “Exercise until your muscles scream louder than your excuses.” — Unknown
60. “Squat because somewhere out there, there’s a cookie waiting for you.” — Unknown
61. “I believe in staying fit… by eating carbs and lifting tacos.” — Unknown
62. “The only running I do is running out of excuses.” — Unknown
63. “I love my six-pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat.” — Unknown
64. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” — Unknown
65. “Gym rule: Always help someone in need. Unless they have a treadmill. Then you just need to wait it out.” — Unknown
66. “The best way to see your abs? Don’t wear glasses.” — Unknown
67. “The only lifting I do is lifting my coffee cup.” — Unknown
68. “I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.” — Unknown
69. “I’m in shape… round is a shape.” — Unknown
70. “I only go to the gym on days that start with S. So, sometimes.” — Unknown
71. “I’m just trying to get abs, not by doing sit-ups, but by laughing at my own jokes.” — Unknown
72. “I’m just here for the selfie.” — Unknown
73. “My warm-up is picking up the remote.” — Unknown
74. “I don’t sweat, I sparkle. And sometimes cry.” — Unknown
75. “I thought I wanted a six-pack, but then I found out about tacos.” — Unknown
76. “The only crunches I do are in my chocolate bar.” — Unknown
77. “I only work out because I really, really like food.” — Unknown
78. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary… and my daydreams.” — Unknown
79. “If you fall, I’ll be there. — The floor.” — Unknown
80. “I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure everyone knows about it.” — Unknown
81. “Dear treadmill, we need to talk. Sincerely, the ‘off’ button.” — Unknown
82. “I tried running but I kept spilling my ice cream.” — Unknown
83. “The best exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.” — Unknown
84. “Why be moody when you can shake your booty?” — Unknown
85. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… to skip leg day.” — Unknown
86. “Gym rules: There is no such thing as too much neon.” — Unknown
87. “Exercise is my drug. But instead of a prescription, I have a subscription.” — Unknown
88. “The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money.” — Unknown
89. “I lift my spirits more than I lift weights.” — Unknown
90. “I work out because I really, really like dessert.” — Unknown
91. “I don’t need to work out; I need to out-eat my bad habits.” — Unknown
92. “When I feel like exercising, I just lie down until the feeling goes away.” — Robert M. Hutchins
93. “My gym has a new machine. Only used it for an hour and I’ve lost 1,200 calories. It’s called a treadmill.” — Unknown
94. “I tried to exercise, but I’m allergic to sweat. It makes my muscles sore.” — Unknown
95. “I run like the winded.” — Unknown
96. “If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t work out hard enough.” — Unknown
97. “I do my cardio at the bottom of the ice cream tub.” — Unknown
98. “Gym instructor: When you want to stop… just think about why you started. Me: I just wanted to get out of the house.” — Unknown
99. “I’m training for a marathon. On Netflix.” — Unknown
100. “My gym routine is to chew, swallow, repeat.” — Unknown

These quotes are great for adding humor to your fitness journey, whether you’re looking for motivation, a good laugh, or something to share with your gym buddies!